Pineapple

The white man watermelon

Guy 1: Dude you're eating pineapple. That's literally the white man watermelon.

by Fart.com February 7, 2020

Pineapple

A fruit whose visual depiction has been known to trigger synchronous happenings between like-souled individuals.

— “Pineapple”
— “Oh shit. Yes… pineapple!”

by simonbeige January 21, 2024

Pineappl

When you love pineapples but have an irrational fear of having two e's in one word.

Person 1: God, I love pineappls!
Person 2: The fuck's wrong with you? Do you mean pineapples?
Person 1: AAAAH

by notabearonblacktarheroin February 27, 2021

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Pineapple

why are you looking up the definition of 'pineapple'

google images is better u stupid bitch

your mum is a pineapple

at least she's not a melon

by pqstel June 7, 2018

pineapples

Uhhh you live under a rock

Pineapples I don’t need to say it in a sentence do I oh I just did

by Woof I idk January 22, 2018

Pineapple on Pizza

A pizza decorated with Pineapple, the dish is very hated by Italians and young Americans.

ew, i would never eat pineapple on pizza.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024