paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.

Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.

by QuacksO January 28, 2025

Paint

To fill somebody with bullet holes, all over their body. Usually in a drive-by.

Yo, Trey just painted a nigga in a drive by!

by Skate_fast_eat_ass__ May 8, 2018

Get In the paint

Get In the paint. Hoe don’t be scared and fight that hoe.

“You acting scary, get in the paint.”

by Plxays April 5, 2025

Painted Bagel

When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.

Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.

by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022

Painting

A fun activity for you and your partner

A: “hey babe you want to do some painting later?”

B: “Hun! The kids are around!”

by A cool pseudonym June 18, 2021

Paint it black

In the song paint it black by Andy Black he basically sings about starting over after a fight or anything that happens that you may need to start over the next day

Yea we fought yesterday but we paint it black so it’s all good now

by Wolfnadoe July 20, 2023

shiny paint

a pair of idiots, specifically two girls who want ridiculously impossible and stupid christmas wishes

nicolette and hannah is shiny paint, hella dumb.

by msvehicularmanslaughter January 4, 2008