Put a coat of paint on it

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about

Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."

Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"

by TheMocker January 16, 2025

The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.

"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"

by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013

paint hole

the use of a larger container to catch paintballs fired from a paintball marker so as not to mess up the house.

holy crap thats a nice paint hole, butthe hallway loks prety good

by Macgyver_w November 19, 2007

Train paint

When your skin is so black it looks like train paint.

My 23&me results concluded that I’m .02% sub Saharan African, so my new Knick name is train paint.

by O8er December 18, 2020

Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022

painted rim

When you cum on someone's butthole and "paint the rim"

Man, he gave me a painted rim last night. I'm still trying to clean up.

by Failstaff July 8, 2022

shiny paint

a pair of idiots, specifically two girls who want ridiculously impossible and stupid christmas wishes

nicolette and hannah is shiny paint, hella dumb.

by msvehicularmanslaughter January 4, 2008