patrick devlin

The hottest person you will ever come across. Well educated in geography and Russian cuss words. A truly chronic queen.

Patrick Devlin just walked by and all I have to say is, "hot damnnn!"

by Lexi Hershey September 8, 2021

Patrick Finley

A guy who ate his poop three times. The third time was on purpose.

Patrick Finley like dogs and poop

by Peoplearelazy1237 October 2, 2020

Patrick

The fat pink dude in your childhood 😂

Your even bigger than Patrick

by Meganas122 December 23, 2020

st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf

“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl

by xoxo elkhorn boy October 2, 2019

patrick canavan

the bestest of friends anyone could ever have

i have a patrick canavan

by samuel potts lover 2.0 October 18, 2021

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

YOOO let’s all get patrick shwavyd! it’s lit.

by mr. poopybutthole December 16, 2019

Patrick (Last Name)

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.

Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?

by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018