by Fireguy47 September 6, 2018
Get the push fuckingmug. by aamyereecaylaaa 🩷 August 2, 2023
Get the Push offmug. After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.
The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.
The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.
The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.
The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.
Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”
Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”
Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”
Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”
Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”
by Randy May December 27, 2023
Get the Oslo Pushmug. When Pushing P, you’re gathering or moving cash.
P or P’s is an abbreviation for “Penny” or “Pennies”, and is widely used in UK rap.
P or P’s is an abbreviation for “Penny” or “Pennies”, and is widely used in UK rap.
by Scroundreljackson February 3, 2022
Get the Pushing Pmug. A person who retaliates with vengeance for any real or perceived slight or wrong doing. When someone is wronged they push karma by responding with another punishable offense. These actions are performed with the intention of exacting karmic retribution but only succeed in creating more karma for oneself. An example would be to “clap back” to someone on the internet for insulting you. Responding may be necessary in some cases, but you would be pushing karma to respond in an equally insulting manner.
by Chene1011 June 10, 2021
Get the Push karmamug. when a touch screen phone/ iPod/ paper copiator/ ATM doesn't responde anymore at a slight touch, instead you have to put quite a finger effort for it to responde
by jackard87 January 13, 2009
Get the push screenmug. A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.
by docsloth October 28, 2013
Get the pushing boardmug.