Floppy Pillow

When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on

John: I have a Floppy Pillow

Tom: Sucks to be you

by CreepyTheWise November 23, 2023

Pillow pounding

Tit wank

Those tits are perfect for pillow pounding.

by Carpe_librum July 30, 2018

Pillow

A soft object often used to scream or cry into by programmers when encountering a merge conflict.

He used his pillow yesterday

by Absolute Narwhal September 3, 2023

Romanian Airplane Pillow

When you grab her forehead and press it against your balls, and then your balls will wrap around her neck to form a neck pillow

Bro, the other day I was banging this chick and shoved my balls on her forehead and formed a Romanian Airplane Pillow

by Themildones December 15, 2021

pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019

squishy pillows

giants tits on a hot girl that give you a random boner, usually just from talking or looking at her

Shit that girl in front of me in english has some squishy pillows, in the middle class she turned around to talk to me and I regret wearing under armor today

by Mrthesexy April 22, 2014

pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.

You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.

by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022