sick pillow

a pillow you specifically only use when you’re sick (a comfort pillow)

daughter : mom i’m sick can you get me my “sick pillow”

mom: here’s your “sick pillow” dear

by Terriaki July 25, 2022

Pillow God

(Straight Male Only)

A vato that likes to get his meat sucked, slurped, gargle, tugged, twisted, and milked to completion/satisfaction. But doesn’t pay attention to the female needs because vatos don’t pay they collect homieeee.

Him: Bitch suck my dick im pillow god
Her: are gonna eat my pussy ?

Him: negative, I’m pillow God

by SunkOne June 8, 2022

Morgan Freeman body pillow

A cardinal sin and must be punished with extermination.

Hey do you like my Morgan Freeman body pillow Jeremy will now be burned at the stake

by Definitely not Schteevo1 June 27, 2022

Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022

Polynesian Pillow Fort

The act of resting breasts on your head. And having the breasts ejaculated onto as you try to catch the ejaculate in your mouth.

Roy and Jess let me participate in a Polynesian pillow fort last night.

by Flymtasm November 6, 2022

Pillow-Ninja

A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”

by Dee Empty November 13, 2022

Pillow

What u use for sleeping

omg this pillow is so soft i can sleep like im at a hotel!!!

by iDictionary April 22, 2022