p'zoned

The ultimate form of owned. Also, more pronouncable than the second best, pwned.

Guy 1: *beating Guy 2 to death with a stick*
Guy 3: P'zoned!

by uoy kcuf January 25, 2004

P.R.O.V.E.

Point the firearm in the safest available direction.
Remove all cartridges without cycling the action.
Observe the chamber and magazine are empty.
Verify the feeding path is clear.
Examine the bore.

Can you P.R.O.V.E. your gun is safe.

by Inteligento September 5, 2007

P-Ville

a.k.a. Purdue Village, the name of the BEST on-campus apartments of Purdue University.

- What are you doing for housing next year?
- I'm hoping I can get into P-Ville. That place is tight as hell.

by Kid Robo February 11, 2010

P.I.P.

Piss in Peace

Jake keeps texting me and I'm trying to P.I.P.

by papichulo69 February 3, 2015

P.I.M.P.

P.I.M.P. actualy stands for Person into makng Popcorn. P.I.M.P.'s are not bad people they help u every time u buy popcorn at the movies and make the best popcorn. You can tell them apart from normal people because they know how to use just the right amount of butter and salt. They will never mess up.

Some of the people behind the counters at the movies- NOT people with whore's in the back seat.
I am a P.I.M.P. i make the best popcorn.

by Andrew M From SUMMIT February 23, 2007

P-Bird

The act in a gay porno were a small hairy penis is shoved in the anus of another extremely hairy man and they both scream P-Bird P-Bird P-Bird P-Bird P-Bird P-Bird P-Bird P-Bird

The two kids performed the P-Bird last night while drunk

by hiarypp101 March 8, 2010

P.G.

stands for, "Pass Gas" ;to have farted.

Person 1: "Hey did you just P.G.?"

Person 2: "What? No."

Person 1: "Ok weird, I totally thought you passed gas."

by skeletalboss June 18, 2009