eva the soft bitch

eva is too nice takes jokes personally and is really ugly if u saw her tiktok in the shower u would understand why im traumatized

eva the soft bitch are you friends with her?
nope shes so ugly

nice lets be friends!!

by zyxnk June 30, 2021

soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina

dude that was a very soft velvet underground

by ted324 August 14, 2009

soft dick

truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”

Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!

by beezmester November 12, 2020

Soft insult

Soft Insult- An insult disguised as a compliment, often used in the southern states. Super condescending.

She really thought she could get with the hot guy at the bar so she wrote her number down on his napkin. then his hawt girlfriend walked up and says "Oh sweetheart, BLESS YOU HEART! You thought you had a chance with him!" And they both laughed in her face. BOOM! SOUTHERN BELL SWEET SLAPPED WITH A SOFT INSULT

by Cairish February 8, 2018

soft thug

Soft thug: Typically defined as the wanna be ghetto thugs of the areas such as South East Los Angeles.

Dakota your solid color off brand shirt is so soft thug

by #CLIT July 18, 2016

Soft

Soft means being in a state of emotions where you feel weak, happy, calm or pure love for a group of people or even a single person.

Your heart may ache in pure love for the single being or

"I feel so soft with my friends from kindergarten"

by Guccimantae June 6, 2018

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 16, 2023