a really smelly and garbage man
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal
fordashy smashes bitches, well uhh, umm, gulp gulp gulp, also you are Floccinaucinihilipilification, anyways bye bitch
by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022
Get the fordashy smashes bitchesmug. The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013
Get the Quantum Dick Smashingmug. by Bwana Harris October 16, 2006
Get the Smash & Duct Tapemug. by Blake November 11, 2002
Get the smashed my kiwi'smug. an alternative for "kick you ass" or the likes. Derived from a moment in architecture studio, when one threatened to smash the model church another student had spent 12 hours making.
by BMil October 11, 2006
Get the smash your churchmug. by Muff Goodman October 31, 2020
Get the smashing the like buttonmug. by Battlephone October 6, 2009
Get the Bag of smashed crabsmug.