The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"

by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

test

A pathological liar. One who thinks they know everything and usually tweeks and/or makes up stories which have little or no validity.

That frikkin test says that Taking Back Sunday is going to play at our party.

by s0niclover<3 December 4, 2020

Testing

What I'm doing rn trying to put blue text

I have no idea how to use urban dictionary so I'm testing out how to put blue text

by 420Gamer_furry_69 November 20, 2021

Belly Button Measuring Test

BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.

Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.

by Someguyyouveseenbefore January 12, 2025

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by Dizzota October 7, 2020

Test

When you're testing something on Urban Dictionary to check if it passes through or not

I am testing this thing now, to see if it will go through

by Pocean December 29, 2024

Crash Test Gummy

An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.

I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.

by Arnie Grape June 9, 2021