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break some hearts

To be blessed with facial features, body sculpturing or simply wearing the sort of clothing which accentuates ones best features to such an extent that people one is trying to attract almost fall into cardiac arrest, so mesmerized are they by the sheer wonder and beauty. And what's more.... A heartbreaker usually is also a tease and never surrenders the prize but leaves them wanting more...
I spent this months salary in the posh section of Selfridges. Tonight me and the lads are going in the pull, firmly with the intention to break some hearts... Lock up your daughters!
by Sorlandsen January 11, 2014
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break-even party

A house party where the host is constanly asking for money because he or she thinks the host should not have to throw down any money for the keg or liquor.
Example (break-even party):

Partygoer 1: "Hey man, where are the cups?"

Host: "The cups are in my room. Give me a few bucks and I'll get you one."

Partygoer 2: "You are charging for cups?"

Host: "We are using my house, I should not have to pay anything for the keg."

Partygoer 1: "Damnit I hate break-even parties."
by Justin514 December 19, 2008
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break someones back

I wanna break someones back so bad.
by SuperAlbaner September 5, 2022
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mexican spring break

It's when a bunch of mexicans rent or get the key from a relative/friend at a 1-bedroom hotel room/condo and proceed to fill it with all of their friends and family (usually ranging in the 100s) for a weeklong vacation.
The current record for mexican spring break is 432.
by mh2424 April 25, 2011
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condom break conception

when a child is mistakenly conceived after a condom breaks
Guy 1 : That guy"s mom didn't intend to have him.

Guy 2 : Yeah, he's a condom break conception.
by MATTBRENNANO November 15, 2016
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Texas Coffee Break

Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.
I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.

Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.

My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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Break my Zipper

When seeing a hot girl or thinking about one gives you an erection. Used jokingly to exaggerate the size of one's penis.
"Great, thinking about you in a swimsuit just made me break my zipper."

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"
by M4d Baumer June 16, 2010
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