number bailing

When someone asks you why you want their phone number and you lie to them.

I almost got my crush's number yesterday but I ended up number bailing.

by robobuilder October 28, 2017

The Number One Song In Heaven

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be

by Death Menace April 27, 2023

Number 2

P O R N, oh uh oops I mean porn uh no I mean porn oops no I mean corn. Yeah corn yummy yummy delisoud corn b

Number 2. poopy pee pee poop

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

proton number

The number of protons in an atom is called its atomic number (Z). This number is very important because it is unique for atoms of a given element. All atoms of an element have the same number of protons, and every element has a different number of protons in its atoms.

Me: I can name all the elements by proton number: hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron carbon nitrogen oxygen fluorine neon sodium magnesium aluminum silicon phosphorus sulphur chlorine argon potassium calcium scandium titanium vanadium chromium manganese iron cobalt nickel copper zinc gallium germanium arsenic selenium bromine krypton rubidium strontium yttrium zirconium niobium molybdenum technetium ruthenium rhodium palladium silver cadmium indium tin antimony tellurium iodine xenon cesium barium lanthanum cerium praseodymium neodymium promethium samarium europium gadolinium terbium dysprosium holmium erbium thulium ytterbium lutetium hafnium tantalum tungsten rhenium osmium iridium platinum gold mercury thallium lead bismuth polonium astatine radon francium radium actinium thorium protactinium uranium neptunium plutonium americium curium berkelium californium einsteinium fermium mendelevium nobelium lawrencium rutherfordium dubnium seaborgium bohrium hassium meitnerium darmstadtium roentgenium copernicium nihonium flerovium moscovium livermorium tennessine oganesson.
Tom: Yes, that’s great.
Me: And now on to the symbols: HHeLiBeBCNOFNeNaMgAlSiPSClArKCaScTiVCrMnFeCoNiCuZnGaGeAsSeBrKrRbSrYZrNbMoTcRuRhPdAgCdInSnSbTeIXecsBaLaCePrNdPmS,EuGdTbDyHoErTmYbLuHfTaWReOsIrPtAuHgTlPbBiPoAtRnFrRaAcThPaUNpPuAmCmBkCfEsFmMdNoLrRfDbSgBhHsMtDsRgCnNhFlMcLvTsOg.
Tom: Hey, now it looks like an equation!

by bluestinger66 December 13, 2023

Numbered entity

Something counted/ accounted for by numbers.

Yeah no names. they are just random numbered entity

by loco_me March 21, 2023

Number forty six

The 46th president of the United States of America Joey Biden who is working alongside the very first female Vice President Kamala Harris who wants to put an end to racism and clean up some of the world’s problems.

Trump supporters: we love his policies they are so the best and we want our freedom

Biden supporters: Shut it the fuck it Donnie jackers, you just want more racism we are trying to improve the world then maybe we can see about other stuff. Number forty six wants no BS. So you Pinche Pendejos scurry along to your rodeos and get some counseling.

Trump supporters cringe on Election Day.

by Jpizzle2110 November 8, 2020

burn a number

To ask if you want to smoke a joint. Circa 1960's - 1970's

Hey you want to go burn a number.
joint weed smoke

by Betty Bash May 11, 2018