National JaJu Day

The JaJu’s are a group of intelligent sons AND daughters put together to start a revolution. On Monday they unite and wear white shirts and black pants. JaJu’s UNITE!

Kid 1: Who is that group of kids all wearing black and white?
Kid 2: They are the JaJu’s. They wear it every Monday for National JaJu day.

by JaJu’s forever November 24, 2019

National Freak Month

December The Month Were You And Your Girl/Guy Can Do All The Freak Shit Y’all Want.

Damn It’s December National Freak Month, Let’s Get A Room Baby😏.

by B00M3R November 28, 2019

National Blowjob Day

On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.

"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"

by National Day Guy April 11, 2019

National single day

When you are alone and single and a loveless person on April 13

Happy national single day

by Alone13 April 11, 2019

National Potato Day

April 16th is national potato day! On this day, you will go around to random people and say “I like potatoes” to celebrate national potato day!

National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.

by iLife was April 15, 2019

National Scramble Day

When your in a pickle send a dick pic and scramble (sending a dick pic and blocking the person)

"hey what happened with you and that girl you were texting"
"well its national scramble day so i had to send a dick pic and block her"

by the counil November 30, 2019

emirates national school

ens is a school filled with lesbians and depressed snakes. if ur the class of ‘23 or/and after ur the most hated and most problematic.

person #1: what school do u go to?
person #2: oh i go to emirates national school
person #1: *ight imma head out*

by i live in my mom’s basement December 7, 2019