NAP

No. Anal. Please

On your dating profile, all you gotta say is NAP.

#NAP because that sh*t hurts
Do I look like a nappy girl? (If one is down with it)

by Foody Kroger July 2, 2019

nap-strapped

When baby fell asleep on you but you have a wearable baby carrier so he is wrapped up and ready to go.

I finally got my teething baby to sleep. I was nap-strapped so i still got the laundry into the dryer and started a new load.

by A&B CCC August 9, 2023

NyQuil Nap

The super awesome deep sleep you get after taking NyQuil.

Terry: Gee golly, I'm so tired!
Phillip: I'm not, I had a NyQuil nap last night.

by Bootybootybootyrockitevrywayuh December 11, 2012

Lash Nap

When someone is so tired but they can’t keep their eyes closed they have a male ejaculate onto their closed eyelashes to help keep them closed to increase the likelihood of sleeping.

Tawny said, “I’m so freaking tried but I can’t sleep, I could really use a lash nap right now”.

by NeckRowFeelYa May 27, 2022

Nap Mode

(n) the feeling you receive after a delicious meal or hearty burrito. Having the need to stop what you’re doing and take a nap. (See Itis)

Ty: Dude, that breakfast burrito was so filling
Shaye: Yeah I’m going into nap mode
Ty: You mean the itis?
Shaye: What’s that?

by Jedi Master Ty July 15, 2021

monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017

Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

by robr September 1, 2013