Micah J. Howard

Typically describes a black anime lover, specially Naruto. Frequently does a Naruto run and will be offended by people who insult him. This male is considered the top of the food chain. Usually has a personality disorder and can possibly rage out in a fit. Psychopathic tenancies are included in this traits. But overall, not a guy guy to become friends with.

Watch out! That guy is Micah J. Howard.
MICAH JJJJJJJJJJJ HOWARD
He's such a Micah J. Howard

by Gerome with a J November 22, 2017

micksplaining

The act of arguing that the 03/04 Mustang Cobra is the best vehicle ever made, but when confronted with an offer to race, making up multiple excuses to why “his” 03/04 Cobra cannot be raced. Also known as a “Douchy McDoucherson”

Guy 1: Hey dude, that Cobra looks nice, want to race my bone stock tbi 305 Camaro?
Guy2: I uhhhh can’t, NASA called me and said I slowed the Earths rotation every time I got in it, and uhhh asked me to stop. And plus it needs another battery.

Guy 1: What a micksplaining prick!

by H8rrr January 19, 2018

Micro docking

Micro docking is when a normal guy with a normal size penis fucks the inverted dick hole of a fat guy with a micro penis.

I have the best orgasms when micro docking with my fat friend, Jamie, he has the tightest inverted dick hole ever!

by Dandydickhole February 9, 2018

micoxafilin

Awesome new erectile dysfunction drug.

Mi-cox-a-filin

I took micoxafilin and had a hard on for two days.

by TrenchtheWrench June 18, 2018

Michael Todd

A guy who thinks he can arm wrestle but all he does is lay under the table and stares at his opponents dick.

I seen you Michael Todd me when we arm wrestled, you meat gazed.

by dusty 20 August 20, 2018

michael clifford

the guitarist of 5 seconds of summer. he’s punk rock as hell but the 5sosfam still calls him a kitten. we STAN in this house.

person: omg look at this beautiful piece of man.
other person: it’s obviously michael clifford.

by mikeycliffcloff2011 November 19, 2018

MicahP

Defiantly a Pot head, that likes dick from a guy named Daniel Parrish. He loves to eat da weed so fast, and his but can be found whistling when he runs because.... well.... Daniel's thick.

DUDE 1: I WANNA SMASH A MICAHP
DUDE 2: YOU CAN'T YOUR NAMES NOT DANIEL

by AntiThotClub December 17, 2018