mexicant

a Mexican who is unable to hop the fence at the border due to malnutrition or sprained ankles from long hours of mowing and playing soccer

Hernandez- ey meng ju seen juan lopez?
Armando- naw meng he was wit us in tijuana
Enrique- oh no meng he a mexicant he couldnt make it over!
Hernandez- Porque juan lopez!!! porque!?!?!?!

by Closet Azns April 13, 2008

mexican cigar

When a woman snorts cocaine off of an erect penis.

Did you hear that chick gave Horatio a mexican cigar in the bathroom of TGI Fridays?

by jhal August 29, 2006

make like a Mexican

A derogatory phrase, expressing desire for one to jump a fence or wall.

Let's make like a Mexican, the fuzz is coming!

by Ectoplasm On Toast September 12, 2008

mexican shotgun

when a car has a seat in the middle of the front row between the drives seat and shotgun.

A: "miguel I call shotgun in your gardening truck.

B: ok fernando, I call mexican shotgun.

by smcforlife October 10, 2004

Mexican Sugar Dancing

The act of going from 4chan to Urban Dictionary to look up words that don't make sense.

"Dave is such a cuck! He's jumping from site to site, Mexican Sugar Dancing!" "Yeah Brycen, we'll have him doing that all night!"

by Denbritle23 June 20, 2016

Mexican Sally

A nice lady. She can often be found greeting individuals entering your local Wal-Mart. She is either Mexican or some ethnicity that isn't white and looks somewhat Latino. She's an all around magnificent person that deserves a pay raise. However, if you talk to her, she won't be able to understand you as she can't speak English. She is also most likely not named Sally.

Damn, look at that Mexican Sally. She's greeting everybody going into Wal-mart. Too bad she can't understand us.

by Mexican Joe April 24, 2011

mexican lasagna

multiple layers of cheese, ground beef, sauce, and tortillas.

mexican lasagna, example: enchilada

by sawwantha October 16, 2011