by Racoon Bandit December 9, 2019

Player 1: Hey when did you start playing Minecraft?
Player 2: I started in 2019
Player 1: You are a 2019 Minecraft player? You were a bandwagon
Player 2: I started in 2019
Player 1: You are a 2019 Minecraft player? You were a bandwagon
by Zombieparrot37 March 5, 2021

Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish
,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''
,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022

the game that has a killer bunny,squidward,domestic violence,gun abuse, and most importantly edgy 14 year olds
Minecraft the game
Minecraft the game
minecraft ig? idk
by Potato6996420204 October 16, 2022

eve is a sensational hit youtube star hailing from eastern wales. She is considered by many to be taylor swift's long lost daughter and clone.
person 1: did you buy your Eve "minecraft" Galano action figure yet?
person 2: i have 500.
me: soy face
person 2: i have 500.
me: soy face
by verycoolman100 August 3, 2024

The game that is a drug and you build a whole city but then your ashamed of your self so u kill ur self
mom can i play minecraft
sure hunny
5 hours later mum comes in room
OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR
mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*
PULLS TRIGGER
NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT
sure hunny
5 hours later mum comes in room
OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR
mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*
PULLS TRIGGER
NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT
by minecraftisthebest June 4, 2019
