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Palm me a dead one

meaning to pass off a less than perfect item, either physical or metaphorical, as though it were good.
Example 1: I asked a friend to loan me a lighter but he palmed me a dead one. (Meaning the lighter didn’t work)

Its origin are uncertain but date back to at least the Childers Muster (Rodeo) of 1997 where it is attributed to Truckin' Trev.

The phrase has been bastardized to be used in circumstances with similar meanings to the original.

Example 2: My housemate said her friend would show me a good time but it turned out she was trying to palm me a dead one. (In this case it means the opposite of a “live one”, that is, the friend was boring or dull or frigid)

Example 3: The salesman said the DVD would play on all players but he had palmed me a dead one. (meaning that the DVD wouldn’t play or was blank)

Example 4: I asked my roommate to get me some milk for my coffee but she palmed me a dead one. (Meaning the carton/bottle was empty or out of date)

The phrase is not to be mistaken for any similar phrases use in the United States relating to slipping someone a bribe. That is palming someone a “dead president”, referring to the faces of dead presidents on the notes.

Whether it be bulbs, pipes, lighters, DVDs, food etc friends don’t palm friends dead ones. Ever!
by DocSparkle April 17, 2009
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Cluck me sideways keri

When you see some thing new or unusual.
guy1 -''What are you making there.''

guy2- ''A ski bike.''

guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''
by ngapiko January 17, 2011
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Shitter Me Timbers

The act of a shit being taken on ones dick after anal sex.
Dude, I pulled out of Adrianna's ass and she shitter me timbers!
by built350tough September 7, 2011
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slice me

Asking for a piece of someone's food
"Hey. That cookie looks yummy!"
"Yeah u want some?"

"Slice me!"
by mms:) January 2, 2012
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Invoice Me

-To reply jokingly to a threat, or problem as if your being asked for money.

-Stalling for a few more days when being asked for owed wealth.
Johnathan- So buddy, where's my $10 bucks from last week?

Andy- Invoice me, you know I'm good for it.
by SuperX September 26, 2015
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Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!
by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016
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Juggling me chicken

No one really knows what this one means, Goslin just said it one time.
Banks: Fuckin' ell Goslin what've you been doing all day??
Goslin: Dunno mate, I've just been juggling me chicken
by cumwhore69 April 13, 2017
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