Absolute Beta Male

Someone that all the girls feel comforable talking to because they are undeniably and permenently destined for the friend zone.

See also: Beta Soy Boy

Friend 1:All the girls only want to talk to me
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.

by YeetyYeeter September 10, 2019

HE-MAN-MALE

Hypermasculine gender form of male.

He's a HE-MAN-MALE, he fucks mad bitches.

by Manly Man 000 October 1, 2021

Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

Andddddd that was “Hey Jealousy” by the Goo Goo dolls…. I mean Oasis…. I mean Gin Blossoms! Eh, who gives a fuck, they’re all beta male rock bands anyway.

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022

Brick (male name)

Brick is usually a very smart, but very...special...or "weird" guy. He is also usually very funny and lovable. Brick usually looks for something new to try and a new talent to have. (Bricks are NOT the datable type, they are the BFF type)

girl: "Brick (male name) is at the library again"
girl 2: "of course"

by kattkittywebster October 28, 2010

Temporary Male Companion

How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.

Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.

by young jeffrey February 1, 2006

Alexander, Alex (Male)

Alex (Alexander) means “protector of mankind.” He is one of the most understanding, intelligent and honest guy you would ever meet. He is attractive inside out. He is a great listener, organised and has great leadership qualities. He can either become or best friend or steal you heart almost immediately. Alex is super reliable, reasonable and quite reserved at times. Consider yourself a lucky human when you meet him because, he'd always be there for you and when he can't it's horrible. He will always care for you and be your knight in shining armour and, your ray of light in the darkest spaces.

Alexander, Alex (Male) means “protector of mankind”

by blu 🤍 December 16, 2021

Male Gift Basket

A gift basket containing only a single gift, usually from a male.

A re-used gift basket once containing several gifts, now containing just one gift...usually wrinkled, no tissue, paper, and occasionaly for the wrong holiday.

What else is in the bag, oh nothing, looks like a Male Gift Basket

by CrazyPoorWhore April 18, 2011