A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.
by Man from Nantucket July 31, 2023
Get the Cape Cod gumball machinemug. I tried the shocker after I gave her a french horn but what really kicked up the tempo was the five finger drum machine.
by rust shackel September 22, 2012
Get the Five finger drum machinemug. someone (particularly men) that would marry someone from another country (who is usually but not always significantly younger) knowingly or without realizing or is in denial that the person they are marrying is using them to get a green card.
by Kinpatsukami December 14, 2010
Get the green card generating machinemug. A relationship that takes several break-ups and make-ups to end, rather like trying to tip over a soda machine by rocking it back and forth.
"Did Jack and Jill get back together again? This is like the fourth time"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"
by B Mike December 24, 2007
Get the soda machine break upmug. A sex move when someone pisses in the girls vagina during sex, then she bitches about it and he sucks the piss out of her anus. He then procedes to spit it on her face and run away.
Jimmy gave Jane the West Milford Soda Machine yesterday.
That motherfucker gave me the West Milford Soda Machine.
That motherfucker gave me the West Milford Soda Machine.
by Thefatkidisheres February 11, 2010
Get the West Milford Soda Machinemug. The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."
by ConroyGullam April 23, 2010
Get the Dirty Ice Cream Machinemug. By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.
by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020
Get the mail sorting machinesmug.