The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.
John: What did you and Sally do this morning?
Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
by Tdar69 September 18, 2017
Get the Lunch for breakfastmug. 
*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!
by theRealone3 May 4, 2020
Get the lunch monitormug. Lunch Lady
noun
A Lunch Lady is a baby mom who constantly stirs up drama and refuses to move on from her baby daddy. The term Lunch Lady describes someone loud, bitter, and messy—always inserting herself into his life and new relationships, serving unwanted drama like a cafeteria worker serving cold leftovers.
noun
A Lunch Lady is a baby mom who constantly stirs up drama and refuses to move on from her baby daddy. The term Lunch Lady describes someone loud, bitter, and messy—always inserting herself into his life and new relationships, serving unwanted drama like a cafeteria worker serving cold leftovers.
His baby mom is such a Lunch Lady — always causing problems and acting like she still runs the show.”
She just is serving lunch lady drama she's stuck at lunch lady drama
She just is serving lunch lady drama she's stuck at lunch lady drama
by Heatherriffic1 August 6, 2025
Get the Lunch ladymug. Prison food. It comprises of:
Overcooked tater tots
Burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants and other abandoned, dirty gardens
Old apple juice
3 week expired milk
Disgusting wiggly french fries
Moldy potato skin and expired butter
And desserts that are crap, like
Melted ice cream sandwiches
Old cake
Cupcakes that look like crap.
Old bread.
Overcooked tater tots
Burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants and other abandoned, dirty gardens
Old apple juice
3 week expired milk
Disgusting wiggly french fries
Moldy potato skin and expired butter
And desserts that are crap, like
Melted ice cream sandwiches
Old cake
Cupcakes that look like crap.
Old bread.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 20, 2021
Get the School Lunchmug. up baby mom who clings to the father of her child like it’s still 2012. Loud, petty, and always ready to serve up drama nobody ordered — just like the cafeteria worker who never left high school mentally. She's the type to call herself the “main one” even though he’s moved on 3 relationships ago.
Traits:
Local
Closet ho
Criminal
Drunk
Liar
Slut
Weaponizes the kid for attention or revenge
Stalks the new girlfriend’s page daily
Starts fights in public over nothing
Still swears she "knows him better than anyone"
Feeds on drama like it’s a hot tray of mystery meat
Traits:
Local
Closet ho
Criminal
Drunk
Liar
Slut
Weaponizes the kid for attention or revenge
Stalks the new girlfriend’s page daily
Starts fights in public over nothing
Still swears she "knows him better than anyone"
Feeds on drama like it’s a hot tray of mystery meat
Bro, I’m done — my lunch lady baby mom pulled up to my girl’s job again.”
“She thinks having his kid gives her lifetime VIP access. Total lunch lady behavior.”
“She thinks having his kid gives her lifetime VIP access. Total lunch lady behavior.”
by Heatherriffic1 August 6, 2025
Get the Lunch ladymug. by Sashaaisha September 5, 2022
Get the K mi lunchmug.