An aesthetic bicep where the muscle belly is yoked and plump all the way through the origin to the insertion point of the bicep. Average mortals only have short chain biceps where the muscle ends 2/3's of the way down at the arm. Gifted individuals blessed by the Gods of Olympus have the genetics to develop long chain biceps.
Guy with short chain biceps: Hey babe, wonna do 10 different bicep curl variations and get some protein shakes after?
Girl: Sorry not interested, I only like guys with long chain biceps.
Girl: Sorry not interested, I only like guys with long chain biceps.
by stankyleglocker August 28, 2019
Get the long chain bicepmug. 1. TV show featuring Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman traveling from Britain to New York by motorcycle
2. A sex position in which one man lays on his stomach while another lays on top of him 69 style, pulls his dick around backward and gives him a blow job.
2. A sex position in which one man lays on his stomach while another lays on top of him 69 style, pulls his dick around backward and gives him a blow job.
"Scored with a new guy last night!"
"Oh yeah, how was it?"
"Gayer than Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman as they performed the long way round on the Road of Bones."
"Oh yeah, how was it?"
"Gayer than Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman as they performed the long way round on the Road of Bones."
by Evening Council August 17, 2011
Get the long way roundmug. When your "index" toe is longer than your "big" toe. It's been said that people with "Long Life Toes" tend to live longer than the average person.
"Hey,
woah, your toe is so long!"
"Yeah bitch, I'll live longer than you MOFO and your tiny ass toe since I have a Long Life Toe!"
woah, your toe is so long!"
"Yeah bitch, I'll live longer than you MOFO and your tiny ass toe since I have a Long Life Toe!"
by MOFO98769 February 16, 2010
Get the Long Life Toemug. by nanabaanan May 11, 2020
Get the innocent long showermug. The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...
Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.
by megunami July 1, 2009
Get the Liquid Long Johnsmug. This best dota 2 player this wold has ever fucking seen. He built a cult following by applying advanced tactics in his games, running psychological experiments on his teammates and boosting their game-play all at the same time. He changed thousands of shitstains' lives by bestowing his light of pma upon them.
Hey guys could we pause for a second my grandma just had a hear-
CHI LONG QUA DOESN'T PAUSE FOR ANYBODY YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN. YOU'RE SO SHIYET.
CHI LONG QUA DOESN'T PAUSE FOR ANYBODY YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN. YOU'RE SO SHIYET.
by hagumama June 7, 2018
Get the Chi Long Quamug. A rhythm during sex where entry is very shallow for two thrusts, followed by a single surprise deep entry. Generally used for teasing purposes.
by O-bone April 21, 2007
Get the Short-short-longmug.