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lesbians

ohh those fucking lesbians make me want to jizz all over my nutsack
by steve nigga March 7, 2005
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post-haircut lesbian look

The way one looks after getting a haircut in which enough hair is left to make them look like a lesbian.
Dude, that haircut will look awesome after the post-haircut lesbian look dies down a little bit.
by Michael LeSuer May 21, 2007
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Lesbians

When thin, blonde, and russian, possibly the hottest thing on the face of the earth. But its ruined by people like Rosie Odonnel
Lesbians. im too lasy to rite one of these dumb example things
by Tom the Ninja May 3, 2009
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male lesbian

somebody who identifies as a male calling themselves a lesbian.

male lesbians are not valid, lesbian is not an umbrella term.
lesbians cannot like men
non lesbians : i’m a male lesbian! :)

anybody who has common sense : kill yourself!
by vixlen July 17, 2021
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Lesbian alignment

Lesbian alignment is when a womans attractiveness becomes significantly higher when she engages in acts of a lesbian nature. When a woman is given an attractiveness rating out of 10 (ten), a maximum of 2 (two) additional points can be added to the rating out of 10. As such, a mildly attractive woman can, with the help of the lesbian alignment, become a smoking hot babe just by performing cunnilingus on a female friend.
"Hey, is your girlfriend hot?"
"She's OK, but when she made out with her girlfriend, the lesbian alignment meant she was much hotter!"
by Peter Von Schnitzel December 31, 2008
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male lesbian

something that doesn't exist
male lesbians are straight men, no matter how you chop it up
by firefly juice July 17, 2022
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he/him lesbians

He/him lesbians refer to lesbians who use he/him pronouns despite the two categories being conflicting of one another.

Many people use examples of historical he/him lesbians to validate their identity, however they adapt and change the historic context to their convenience. For example; many claim he/him lesbians used male pronouns because they felt detached from their womanhood. However, the historical use of male pronouns amongst lesbians was STRICTLY for safety, so they could pass as a male to avoid lesbophobia during a highly
homophobic time.
person a) “he/him lesbians are harmful as they invalidate both lesbians and trans men.”

person b) “period!”
by dykepatrol January 1, 2021
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