St. Joes also know as St. Hoes, is a Christian Catholic high-school where no body is a catholic and people shit on the bible daily, located in Ottawa Ontario, it’s the one place that spends more money on removing their bathroom doors than on the students themselves. The students there are adequate in both looks and brains with some exceptions being hay in a needle stack.
When they’re not vaping in the bathroom and smuggling a 3 foot bong to “get lit” the boys are being regular everyday fuckboys who spread their legs almost as much as the girls to compensate for their tiny dicks.
The girls aren’t any better, selfish, ignorant hoes by trade, you’d swear they have as big as balls as the guys the way the talk shit about each other, when they’re not sucking a guys dick in the forest or getting slammed in the bathroom, they’re usually finding guys older than them to get free pot from so long as they know how to lose a gag reflex
Students practically shit on the bible and spit in gods face everyday with an exception of kids actually following the G O D’s word and issuing this as an excuse to be the most cocky douches
The teachers are like trail mix, some are super sweet and nice to have, and the others are trying their best to be the most bitter people ever, being so blind as to gloss over kids vaping to take a kids hat of their head to “show some respect”
All in all a solid fuck up that’s expanding everyday
When they’re not vaping in the bathroom and smuggling a 3 foot bong to “get lit” the boys are being regular everyday fuckboys who spread their legs almost as much as the girls to compensate for their tiny dicks.
The girls aren’t any better, selfish, ignorant hoes by trade, you’d swear they have as big as balls as the guys the way the talk shit about each other, when they’re not sucking a guys dick in the forest or getting slammed in the bathroom, they’re usually finding guys older than them to get free pot from so long as they know how to lose a gag reflex
Students practically shit on the bible and spit in gods face everyday with an exception of kids actually following the G O D’s word and issuing this as an excuse to be the most cocky douches
The teachers are like trail mix, some are super sweet and nice to have, and the others are trying their best to be the most bitter people ever, being so blind as to gloss over kids vaping to take a kids hat of their head to “show some respect”
All in all a solid fuck up that’s expanding everyday
Fuckboy 1- dude you would not BELIEVE the girl I smashed last night
Fuckboy 2- daaaamn wasn’t she with *fuckboy name here* the day before?
Fuckboy 1- ah shit I should have saw it coming, she goes to St.Joes after all
Fuckboy 2- more like St.hoes
Fuckboy 2- daaaamn wasn’t she with *fuckboy name here* the day before?
Fuckboy 1- ah shit I should have saw it coming, she goes to St.Joes after all
Fuckboy 2- more like St.hoes
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