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Jew Fried

When someone's brain is soo diluted with Jewish lies that they can't see past them or look to the truth. It's normally best not to talk to these people because you won't gain knowledge from them and you'll only go in circles while debating.
Don't worry about Billy over there.. His brain is just too Jew Fried.. There's nothing you can say that will get to him..
by NCR Ranger February 27, 2021
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jew christmas

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.
I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!
by Holiday one March 8, 2017
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Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.
Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.
by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020
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Saucy Jew

A saucy jew is a Jew who is so jew that Jews see a saucy jew and bee like wow jew jew jew jew
Jew 1: hey look a saucy jew

Jew 2: jew jew jew money money money
by Gobbleturkey June 5, 2022
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JEW STROKE

When a man masturbates with his palm downward. Also known as the reverse stroke.
Did you see that dirty ass bum jew stroken in the alley?
by Matt the stinkstar June 7, 2018
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Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.
“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
by Sappahire February 9, 2021
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Smash Jew

A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?
God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.
by adrianhowell August 14, 2017
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