Jason

Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.

I heard Jason’s dick puts horse dicks to shame

by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021

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Jason

Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn

Jason killed Ann with a Machete.

by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 16, 2018

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jason

jason can be nice sometimes. He proby has avoidant attachment style and daddy issues, He’s probably also gonna make you wait for him for 6 months and then tell you he doesn’t want you then send you this really confusing paragraph that says you make him smile and blush but he doesn’t want a relationship w you he just wants to treat you like his gf but he doesn’t want a actual relationship. This probably is gonna hurt you and make you overthink but you generally don’t think he gives a fuck.

jason is a faggot

by sagiewagieboo April 26, 2023

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Jason

Jason is a great person who will protect his family and friends and will do anything to make them happy if you find a Jason keep him close he is a valuable friend to have. Jason’s often have a great sense of humour and know what makes you happy and what doesn’t

Jason is the best dad anyone could ask for

by YeetSam July 14, 2019

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Jason

An American name. Usually not loyal to Logan Paul, Only Loyal to Smosh. Usually sucks at every game except for Assasins Creed, He is always nice to his friends, He gets shy sometimes, Doesn't know how to swim. Extremely Scared of swimming pools, Uses google voice to search up stuff (most of the time), Likes to play GTA 5 but not that good at it.

I am a Jason.

by Jason Singh August 1, 2018

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