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jungle fever

Wow, Mark told me that he jerks off 5 times a day. He's got jungle fever!
by 88makingmoves88 October 17, 2019
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Jankles

Jankles is a clown with green hair that wanders into people's homes through their back doors in search of a toilet to flush his hair in, or to give himself a swirley if you will. Urban legend has it that in the late 1960s a man named Carl Larl got killed in a savage green paint factory explosion and has ever since been trying to wash the paint out of his hair by using the toilets of people's houses in northeastern Ohio.
1. When i woke up in the morning I had to take a massive dump or a sasquatch from last night's Taco Bell experience. I lifted the lid to the toilet prepared to drop the kids off when i saw the green splatter along the inside walls of the john. "Jankles, you silly clown."
by mafioso214 May 8, 2005
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jungle juice

A very high concentrated protein shake, typically used before someone works out or does a strenuousness activity. Helps make you more productive in muscle building.
jungle juice is a protein shake, with raw eggs, meats, or any other source of protein
by muscle magic June 16, 2011
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jangleblocking

The act of cockblocking ones roomate by talking to his girl over the phone for EVER!
"Bro, quit jangleblocking and gimme the phone so i can get laid..."
by gavinb April 6, 2008
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Janglesnazz

A type of dance used in the 7.5th dimension to celebrate the coming of a pizza delivery.
C'mon y'all, let's do the Janglesnazz!
by 17 Jackson May 22, 2009
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Dick Jangler

One whom enjoys the art of playing with their own genatalier.

The Female version would be 'Fanny Slapper'
Gary: wow, look at that guy over there!

Steve: He looks like a Dick Jangler to me!

Gary: How can you tell?

Steve: He's playing with his penis
by Rubber JonDom July 23, 2012
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jangedy

the state of an object being unusual, particularly crazed, or bootleg; jang , bootleg
The schemes that Edgar were involved in were mass jangedy, as was the look on his face.
by Murdock P.Diego November 19, 2004
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