Synonym for hammered; shit-faced; wasted; shvasted; shmammered; shlammered; shmasted; fucked out; too drunk to operate; past the point of coherence
That girl is so hammed out she wouldn't know if I were Brad Pitt or some ugly ass motherfucker......I'm goin in (<---if you're a creepy ass mofo or have 0-no morals)
by SHMASTED February 28, 2011
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"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"
by Champloo October 28, 2006
Get the ham and cheese curtains mug.A phrase meaning you are very busy. Commonly used phrase that originated before the refrigerator just came out and was still not in common use. People used to still salt their meats and put them in top of the refrigerator. This of course took a lot of time, considering there was a refrigerator that would do the same thing right under your meat. Thus, a person that would salt theyre meats on their fridge instead of put them in their fridge was very busy.
Not to be confused with "ham in your fridge," meaning someone just has ham in their refrigerator, which can be quite delicious.
Not to be confused with "ham in your fridge," meaning someone just has ham in their refrigerator, which can be quite delicious.
Yo, I can't go out for dinner. I have a lot of ham on my fridge, plus I have a lot of ham in my fridge from thanksgiving, so I'm gonna have some that shit
Aight, dawg. Hopefully you can remove some ham from yo fridge.
Aight, dawg. Hopefully you can remove some ham from yo fridge.
by jewses christ December 3, 2009
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by IHNH Fan!! December 23, 2004
Get the I Have no Ham mug.My ex sure had me fooled, I thought she had a shiny pink taco but she ain't nothin but a dirty ham sandwich. I gotta go to the clinic...
by mikethejerk March 29, 2017
Get the dirty ham sandwich mug.this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"
I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.
by el samich dirty June 8, 2011
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