cracked helmet

Ugly face...Often used in reference to a butterface
She's got a kickin' body...Too bad about her cracked helmet.
by jiveturkey001 September 29, 2005
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Crack Acid

To describe something so crazy and cool that some one had to be on crack and acid to create it.
"Shit thats all fuckin' crack acid and shit."
by OW364 August 20, 2008
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crack sweat

(n.) The sweat that forms in the asscrack after a sustained period of strenuous physical activity, like running in the summer with three pairs of sweatpants and three layers of coats on in Taiwan. Also can be the sweat that forms in your butthole due to an intense masturbation session or from being horny for an excessive amount of time.
After playing an intense game of squash, my shorts were drenched in crack sweat. Most unpleasant.

Michelle made me so horny and hot inside that crack sweat started to form in my bunkhole.
by papermachete October 29, 2005
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crack monkey

1.a monkey who is addicted to crack
or
2.to express ones hate for another person
1. hey kids, this monkey is addicted to crack
2. man your a crack monkey
by jamie March 17, 2004
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crack bath

The act of licking between the butt cheeks or anus of your partner. Similar to "tossing someone's salad".
His tongue smelled like crap after he gave his girlfriend a crack bath!
by Justin 5757 May 14, 2007
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Karachi Crack

A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.
"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"
by Marko the Great August 03, 2005
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Crack Monkey

What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.
Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.
by Jodi S March 03, 2008
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