True Evolution

Evolution is the hypothetical theory or joke that everything came into existence (the earth, 4.5 billion years ago) through natural processes over an elongated duration without any logical evidence. Likewise, according to the secular view, evolution is presumed “science” in education, but is nothing more than another heretical religion demoting the Evangelical truth of God’s creation with diluvial scripture aligning physical evidence to the Biblical creation.

1. True Evolution is merely a theory derived by sinful human error.
2. Evolution is scientific heresy, teaching fictional stories on the account of human error.
3. Evolution demotes the Evangelical truth as it is full of error.
4. Evolution is illogical and “secular scientists” are biased in their own beliefs, ignoring living mammoth tissue and dinosaur blood.
5. Evolution is not a science, but the science of heresy.
6. Evolution is humanity’s greatest joke.

by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023

true soldier

someone who is not afraid to get blood on their sword if you know what i mean

dylan: yooo i went to norah’s last night

jack: bro isn’t she on her period

dylan: yeah but im a true soldier idc

by i’m kinda smart. May 5, 2025

The TRUE Scottsman

The reality is that you're entire worldview is fallacy.

Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

True Colors

What you guys showed JB that day.

Woman Woman Woman (true colors)

by thedudewhosenameisrobthebird November 23, 2021

True Def

One who doesn't have a clue what the hell they are saying.

A kid that goes to Starkville and gets messed up.
Dumbs that have trucks but don't use them.
People that dip.
Anyone that thinks they are a bulldog.
Anybody that chides

Wow, that kid is being a true def!

by a one dumb kid November 5, 2009

True trooper

Someone that never gives up on their goals or has been following their goals for a long time. They never give up no matter what.

Dude 1: Wow, he seems to be follow and achieve all of his goals!

Dude 2: Wow! He’s a true trooper! I wish we were like that!

by Pinky pie85 July 8, 2019

True Poly

A true poly is someone who can not love just one person. The love does not have to, but can include, sexual relations however can not comfortably be confined to a single person.

"My boyfriend James is a true poly because he loves and takes care of me and my friends."

by The Sirta Foundation April 15, 2019