im ejaculate

When you're ejaculate

Lady is pretty Im ejaculate for half an hour

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

im cooked

If you're saying "im cooked", you're saying "nah bro im dead". This phrase is usually used when someone is in trouble, or some bad situation. Sometimes it can be used for when you're exhausted.

"Nah bro we have a test today?! Shii, im cooked!! I didn't practice at all dawg! Ight, im finna cheat"

by mynameischickachickaslimshady_ May 29, 2024

Im bored

Send help! im bOrEd

Mayday im bord.

"Becky left me to do this thing all by myself, im bored, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by look in the tags November 21, 2018

a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real

bootyclapper: a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

by dogethatman September 18, 2025

im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022

Im dead

Expression of something being so shocking you think its a dream and or finding something extremely funny

Nahh brooooo, im dead

by ImZenoh April 12, 2023

Im about to monkey

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat

Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!

by ClicktyClackTheBadBihIsBack26 June 15, 2022