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Ham-Zebra

An animal which has qualities of both the zebra and the hamster; Bodies may vary animal to animal.
That Ham-Zebra had zebra legs, A hamster head, And a Zebra penis.
by Death Fetish 13007 December 16, 2007
mugGet the Ham-Zebramug.

piggy ham

"I'm going to go out tonight, get drunk, and score me some piggy ham!"
by Phorquieu May 22, 2007
mugGet the piggy hammug.

ham and cheese curtains

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"
by Champloo October 28, 2006
mugGet the ham and cheese curtainsmug.

ham on my fridge

A phrase meaning you are very busy. Commonly used phrase that originated before the refrigerator just came out and was still not in common use. People used to still salt their meats and put them in top of the refrigerator. This of course took a lot of time, considering there was a refrigerator that would do the same thing right under your meat. Thus, a person that would salt theyre meats on their fridge instead of put them in their fridge was very busy.

Not to be confused with "ham in your fridge," meaning someone just has ham in their refrigerator, which can be quite delicious.
Yo, I can't go out for dinner. I have a lot of ham on my fridge, plus I have a lot of ham in my fridge from thanksgiving, so I'm gonna have some that shit

Aight, dawg. Hopefully you can remove some ham from yo fridge.
by jewses christ December 3, 2009
mugGet the ham on my fridgemug.

I Have no Ham

The best damn band to ever walk British soil.
With the king of safistication, Matthew on drums and the kings of ?, Andrew on guitar, with a whole host of other artists, you gotta check them out.
Now appearing on stage its I HAVE NO HAM!!!
by IHNH Fan!! December 23, 2004
mugGet the I Have no Hammug.

dirty ham sandwich

Name for a dirty STD cheating slut
My ex sure had me fooled, I thought she had a shiny pink taco but she ain't nothin but a dirty ham sandwich. I gotta go to the clinic...
by mikethejerk March 29, 2017
mugGet the dirty ham sandwichmug.

2 glazed hams

DAMN! THAT DRESS REALLY SHOWS OFF HER 2 GLAZED HAMS!
by propertyofjulia December 14, 2016
mugGet the 2 glazed hamsmug.

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