Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.

Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here

by Chipnorris September 29, 2021

Glass Tiger

When you’re banging a chick from behind and you stick each one of your fingers in her butt, then reach out to paint her face and hit her with a beer bottle.

I did the glass tiger last night. She wasn’t a happy camper.

by Luke Long Stroke January 5, 2021

shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 6, 2019

glass jolly rancher

when you melt jolly ranchers in a glass to form a mold and than crack it in your ass.

hey dude! I had left over Halloween candy and decided to give my self a glass jolly rancher.

by Sussyboy2? October 31, 2022

glass

a material formed from the heating of silicon, typically sand.

gorilla glass 5.0 scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7

by RandomnesssE January 6, 2025

there stands the glass

A song about a guys crippling alchoholism

Wanna listen to this song, there stands the glass?

by Mighty Mighty Man May 27, 2024

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.

Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.

by SenorSloth October 6, 2016