That ugly ass girl who only dates you for your money. She will leave you in times of need and when you leave she’ll fuck your best friend. If you have one of these I suggest you throw it out or throw it in a ditch. burning it in a huge oven will do as well.
by Kipav September 20, 2021
Get the Girlfriendmug. Me. Amani Hayath.
by Dakota secret July 10, 2021
Get the Bill Skarsgårds Girlfriendmug. by Trent11 July 12, 2021
Get the Perfect girlfriendmug. Overbearing girlfriend. The type of girlfriend that is always following you and needing you to call her even when your family has emergencies. The type of girl who gives you a boost in confidence but shows you what red flags to see in other partners
Velcro Girlfriend: What do you mean your mom had a heart attack? You were supposed to call me while I slept!
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.
by Barbelfellos July 30, 2025
Get the Velcro girlfriendmug. Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.
'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
by jay gee May 21, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Islandmug. by Superpussyslayer July 12, 2022
Get the Ex girlfriendmug. by Bllli September 4, 2022
Get the National Girlfriend daymug.