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german hot pocket

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
by Thegoofster123 September 1, 2020
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German Oil Change

When you're having sex with a German girl in missionary and she reaches her hand around and fingers your butt. Popularized at the University of Iowa.
"This German girl last night was crazy she kept giving me German Oil Changes" "The Germans love butt stuff especially the German oil change"
by Eddy carreras May 10, 2025
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Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.
John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
by The Görmen August 21, 2022
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Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 4, 2022
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German Kiss

When you and a friend touch buttholes as if your sphincters were giving each other a kiss.
I caught Tom and Randy with their pants down, and yes you guessed it, giving each other a German Kiss
by Tinypeckerbigballs September 19, 2023
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German

South African slang for people who always want to smoke and drink other people's weed, cigarettes and drinks every single time without remorse.
by Yomamaexbf June 7, 2024
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German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants
Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids
by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023
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