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Garden hose

The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.
by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021
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garden scapes

A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?
garden scapes ad:"HELP HIM ESCAPE THE FIRE"
you: No fuck off let the bald fucker burn
by Harald_Hardrada September 20, 2021
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Garden Gnome

Some tiny little man who is one of the funniest and coolest guy you will meet. He is such a well rounded guy and is good at almost everything he does. (He is also very good looking). But the one down size is he is tiny and can be a dick.
Ya know, Tyler is such a Garden Gnome
by ur mom gay 1245780 September 24, 2021
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Garden hose

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.
No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
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Gaped

Verb, past tense: gaped; past participle: gaped

to purchase a Galactic Ape NFT without hesitation or reasonable thought, an amalgamation of "galaxy" and to "ape-in"
"All of the boys gaped into the project last night when they had seen some notable buyers on Nansen."

"All of the boys got gaped last night, it was wild."

"I'll just have water with my meal, got gaped last night and I'm currently poor."
by NFT Fan September 28, 2021
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Gardner

The best listener, sweetest human being. And all around The best person to have in your life!!
How's was your day with Gardner?
Oh it was so amazing! I miss him already
by Athingything October 9, 2021
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Gardenette

A mini-garden on a small balcony.
I planted new flowers in my balcony. Now there is enough flowers and plants in it so I Can officially call it a gardenette!
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