poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.

I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.

by AcidityBM December 25, 2023

Virgin Mary Grip

The tightest pussy of them all, indescribable to the common man. one the real ones remember the day she was spread like peanut butter and really tested. Now shall we all pray to the grippiest of them all: نرجو أن نصلي إلى قبضة مريم العذراء المستقيمة من الأسفل التي حررتنا نحن البشر من تفاوتات العدم. آمين

She had some Virgin Mary grip to her

by Shagging Rn December 30, 2023

Test the grip

*clap* *clap**clap*

Edna mode makes me want to test the grip

by Waterpllllllll January 13, 2024

The Monkey Grip

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.

Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.

by TheFakeBorder December 19, 2024

Papa Smurf Grip

An extended idiom on the one-sided phrase: "argue till you're blue in the face", whereas this phrase illustrates both parties arguing until they are both blue - specifically defined as when a small-handed individual grabs a penis and squeezes so hard that both the penis and the small hand turn blue due to constricted blood flow from the pressure.

The two stared intently at one another, one hand holding his opponent firmly with his Papa Smurf Grip while the other - wincing in pain - refused to capitulate the argument.

by PogCollector February 20, 2026

Sniff 'N Grip

When you're hitting it from the back and you pass smelling salts under her nose making her clench, making you cum inside.

I thought I could pull out till I hit her with the Sniff 'N Grip

by Finkle76 February 15, 2025

Alex Shea Double-Grip

The act of walking around with your hands firmly placed upon both your left and right buttock, potentially taking small breaks to give your hand a quick whiff before returning to your power pose.

Look at that guy doing the Alex Shea Double-Grip... I wish I was more like him.

by SomeUrbanGuy February 27, 2025