velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.

Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.

by BlueCat666 April 06, 2024

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Attorney girlfriend

Aw what? Nobody else wants to cover it? Ok. Well, I guess it's up to me to Op Ed the shit out of this situation.

Hym "What happened to the attorney girlfriend? Is that not a thing anymore? Is it impossible to love women after one of them fucks a retard behind your back? *sigh* Haaaaaa-shit... That kind of bums me out..."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2022

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girlfriend says yes to everything day

girlfriend says yes to everything day is 8th of December. on this day she cannot say no to you

“i really want milly to come to the movies with me”
“mate is the 8th of December”
“she has to come now because it’s girlfriend says yes to everything day”

by vTomyyy December 08, 2021

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