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Homie intuition

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.
Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT
by Sliske September 21, 2020
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Dead homie

Are ansectors or dead people..so we say dead homie they're your homie
Like"Yoo I'm talking to my dead homie using black cocaine and burning poverty weed".😻
by Skrrt tshelo II March 9, 2020
mugGet the Dead homiemug.

Homies

In Humanist Gender-Neutral English, "homies" is the gender-neutral equivalent of "dudes" or "ya'll" -- in other words, a universal way to address any group comprised of any combination of genders (e.g., all men, all women, coed, etc.).

Note that the first syllable in homies is pronounced like "hom" in hominids vs. the common AAVE way so as not to be appropriative, but it should be understood with either pronunciation.
To a group of men, women, boys, girls, and so on: "What up, homies? How's it going?"
by Insicorpeous July 13, 2023
mugGet the Homiesmug.

Secondary Homies

When you love your homies but too scared to date them so y’all become secondary homies. Y’all love each other but it’s not official so you’re secondary homies
“You dating Jamie Donald”
“Nah,we just secondary homies
by Lowkeyllamas June 1, 2018
mugGet the Secondary Homiesmug.

Homie

You can call your besties like this
Hey homie, how are u?”
by sirrtyy September 27, 2023
mugGet the Homiemug.

Homie

Someone who will look out for you and help you
Ay this my homie foo
by Luis4life November 1, 2019
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Homie Hoppin Hooker

Chelsey is the name homie hopping is the game! Catch the bitch in a truck looking for another fuck.

Never forget in your life sherbet!
You seen that girl in the rain bruv! She a homie hoppin hooker!
by Fuckdahooker May 11, 2023
mugGet the Homie Hoppin Hookermug.

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