fjlordglimp

the process of having anal with an infant rat before sticking your penis in a newborn baby only to then cut off your penis and feed the foreskin to a random kid found on the street.

"yeah, man... I'm gonna fjlordglimp after work."

"cool! must be nice being 85 years old and still have action with the younglings."

by fjlordglimpking December 3, 2024

Floor Time

The use of lying or sleeping on the floor to reduce feelings of anxiety or overwhelm.

Dave got home from a social event and decided to get some floor time to collect himself afterward.

by Floor Time February 3, 2025

Flooreo

An Oreo that has been knocked on the ground and subsequently eaten.

I can’t believe you ate that Flooreo, Angela! That’s so unsanitary!

by Flooreo February 1, 2026

Floorbagaben

When you do a rain dance while it’s sunny

He is floorbagaben

by Faminefr March 6, 2026

Floormic

A student who enters the school on ground

I'm a floormic.

by Greceprece February 16, 2025

Floor Loot

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.

Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."

by SonyBravia February 22, 2025

Floor Time

The act of laying or sitting on the floor either alone or with friends. Often used to destress and chill out. Usually an unplanned event and is triggered by one person laying or sitting down and others joining.

"Why are all of you on the floor, there are chairs right there"
"We're having Floor Time right now."

by Girlygirlwithagirlysecret February 23, 2025