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Energy Vampire

An energy vampire is an individual or a small group of like minded people who have the unique ability to suck the energy from the room.
Almost all people encounter energy vampires in their life but they are mistaken to be 'bitches' and 'dicks'.

Energy vampire numbers are often highest in the education system
Teacher 'stop talking and listen, listen good! You are all to stay behind after the bell so that we can catch up on the math work you all are failing'

student 1 'what a bitch!'

student 2 'my friend you are mistaken, mrs bellend is a textbook energy vampire
by SamHman February 3, 2010
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small dick energy

the opposite of big dick energy for those who are unworthy
my friend berry has small dick energy! tragic.
by stevneyeun July 21, 2018
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fart energy

the quantity of energy that your ass is able to produce when a fan with a DC generator is attached to it. So when you fart the asswind will propell the fan,and you v'e got your own BROWN ENERGY unit right in yur pants
Dude,your fart energy is runn'n low
by TAMM November 12, 2004
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everything Mixx

by latiesha January 11, 2008
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energyology

A term coined by energy drink expert Jeff Dorenbush, who invented the discipline of energyology, or the study of energy drinks.
My name is Jeff Dorenbush, and I'm a black belt in energyology.
by Alan Kropf October 22, 2008
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energy tag

When two people are connecting on a spiritual level by allowing their chakras to open up, energy can flow back and forth between the two. This is called energy tag!
Dude, I played the raddest game of energy tag with Jesse yesterday- we got some crazy energy gravy flowing between our fourth chakras.
by Vesper Lynd February 4, 2010
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“Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System

Definition
A foolproof group buddy system in which one pairs oneself with a reliable “buddy” during wild adventures or escapades.

Purpose
The purpose of the system is to ensure safe return of all people in a group by grouping each one with a designated “buddy.” Each buddy in a pair is responsible for their respective buddy’s safe return to their friendly abode.

Outcome
As long as both buddies buy into the purpose of EBNB System, the system works to perfection and the persons return safely in one piece from their wild night out. However, when buddies begin to neglect their responsibilities, the results can become chaotic and could lead to a buddy sleeping in a hotel room that is still under construction.

WARNINGS:

1. The EBNB system is only guaranteed to work for groups that have an even-number of persons. For some reason, the EBNB system is overwhelmed and fails when trying to accommodate an odd number of persons in a group. Our most logical guess is that assigning multiple buddies to a single person becomes infinitely more difficult than having a single buddy to watch over.

2. For whatever reason, the EBNB system never works when your buddy’s name is “Cookie Monster.”
CHUCK: Hey guys, I have a crazy feeling we’re gonna get buckwild tonight. I think we need to implement the “Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System tonight.

STEVE: What happened to Josh last night? It’s 10 AM and he is nowhere to be found. I guess we’re going to the pool without him.

(4 hours later, Josh arrives at the pool in bewilderment)

TODD: What the hell happened to you last night? We called hospitals and jails looking for your ass.
JOSH: I have no idea. All I know is that Cookie was my buddy and everything else is a blur.
by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012
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