Bro is a munch and in love with his ex he should get his priorities straight and realize hes a dork. Hes still dumb and annoying and all that from that old definition btw
Evan(redefined) is a mega munch
by evanisamouse February 11, 2023
Get the Evan(redefined)mug. 
Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.
by Pp master :P January 22, 2024
Get the Evanmug. A term generally used to describe when someone is doing something wickedly undoubtedly cool as fuck.
by SwonkyPonky January 3, 2024
Get the Evan Haramug. Evan is the kinda guy to try and steal your wife from you, he will do anything to make them cheat on you. Evan is a hopeless romantic who tries to rizz up everyone he sees but fails. When someone interested in him he says no.
by VamPLorDyT June 13, 2023
Get the Evanmug. When your friend is a closeted furry and leaves to fill the cats or dogs cause they were getting low
I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground
by DKDM July 11, 2024
Get the Dirty Evanmug.