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english teabag

It's where you cum in someone's mouth. while the cum is in thier mouth you dip your nuts in thier mouth.
Hey man, guess what?
What?
I just gave my girlfriend a English Teabag.
by Hobo Johnson June 10, 2018
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England

I hate england it sucks i hate \it they have terrible hygiene and shrvg teeth they smell leiekew a poopy
England fucking sucks
by Duckmaster29075 November 2, 2021
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Alysse English

An Uber Amazing girl, I love her she is my bffl. i think she is amazing. excellent tits.. and definitely not a slut.

p.s. she loves boats.
by OmNomArms July 19, 2010
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Old English Rick Roll

We are no strangers to love
thou wot the rules and so doth i
a full commitment's what I be thinking of
thou wouldn't get this from any other guy
i just desire say to thou how I be feeling
gotta causes thee understand
ne'r will grant thou up
ne'r will let thou down
ne'r will run around

and desert thou
ne'r will causes thee cry
ne'r will say adieu
ne'r will say to a lie

and hurt thou
how old british mfs be rick rolling "lmao did u get old English rick roll"
by Anonymous861740 March 23, 2022
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ich spreche kein Englisch

Example:

*In Germany*

person 1: How do I get to the bus station?

person 2: Ich spreche kein Englisch

person 1: uses Google Translate: "wie komme ich zur Bahnhof?"

person 2: jetzt müssen Sie gerade aus, und wenn Sie das Museum sehe, dann gehen Sie rechts und die Bahnhof ist auf der rechten Seite.
by Duo23 October 2, 2021
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Englandblade

Imagine a drunken Lansdowner and you`re 10% of the way to an Englandblade. Nouse, wit, banter, humour, knowledge, sarcasm, and the, are all words that an Englandblade doesn`t know the meaning of. Sharp objects, household detergents and Internet access are all things that shouldn`t be left in reach of an Englandblade. If you ever meet an Englandblade be nice to him, pat his head, wipe the dribble from his chin, and ask him if he wants a Rusk.
A typical example of Englandblade speak. "dont think so wise,phedophile i know you :wanker:"
by Wise & mr L. May 13, 2004
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English College

The English College is a popular school located in Dubai, once you go there it will be hard to leave, such as Harry is to Hogwarts. The English College is a great school, generally a target of jealously (see definition below) the headmaster is like Dumbledore to Hogwarts - committed and loyal to the top school. A close bond will always remain with the connection of an EC student and The English College.

EC is where anyone who knows what's best for them will go, it has a homely environment and is not over the top but just right with a happy aura surrounding the school. People that bag on it are generally illiterate idiots.

The English College is the equivalent of Hogwarts. The students are usually quite clever and modest, they are also witty and polite.
JC student: Awh no, I wish I was at The English College! EC is amazing, I hear they get shawama's on Tuesday's and amazing food on Thursdays! AND they have people coming in to do fun things on special occasions.
Student: I know, EC is an amazing school!
Illiterate person: OMGG noe it izn, ec iz lyk wubbizh, lyk omg!!!
Cool EC students: Allow us to leave this illiterate dumb arse and off to our parties in the common room!
Illiterate person: Ommggg!! u movafakin idotz!! i be go to me clazz n slep cuz i is a idiot!!

FUTURE:

EC Students: 'You know, I'm quite glad I attended the English College, it inspired me to become a lawyer, and look where I am now!'

Ex-JC student: 'I know, I am quite glad I moved schools back then, it really made a huge influence on back then what was my future, now my life is perfect' She said as she looked at her Harvard and Cambridge diploma.

Illiterate idiot: Ma'am, Sir? Any tea? I will now be cleaning the house and mowing the lawn, then I shall do your bidding!

EC students: Of course! See how us old EC students have influenced you? You are now polite and have alright English!
by Gryffitherin November 30, 2011
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