A person who's existence is so annoying to you that you must define them by using a word that's as ridiculous as their presence on Earth.
Mr. Brady is such a flumple-dump, his father should have pulled out.
Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.
Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.
by DesertDog April 20, 2010
Get the flumple-dump mug.Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.
by tirtle April 27, 2017
Get the cumbersome dump mug.It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.
Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
by CJMO November 10, 2008
Get the umbilical dump mug.When one takes a poo so large that the tip of the poo pokes out of the water's surface, creating a dump island.
Dude: Bro, I just took a huge dump!
Bro: Did it poke out of the water?
Dude: Yeah man, it was definitely a dump island!
Bro: Sweet.
Bro: Did it poke out of the water?
Dude: Yeah man, it was definitely a dump island!
Bro: Sweet.
by nastypoops123 December 31, 2011
Get the Dump island mug.When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.
Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.
by trump_ice October 11, 2008
Get the Floor Dump mug.An offensive strategy in which a team shoots (or "dumps") the puck into the attacking zone and aggressively pursues it in hopes of retrieving possession and setting up a scoring chance. Most effective for teams with enough speed and size to force opposing defensemen off the puck. The strategy is often disparaged by broadcasters as lacking in creativity or entertainment value.
by Rykov February 23, 2009
Get the Dump and Chase mug.by deluka November 6, 2010
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