Dook deposit

To take a crap. Going to the bathroom to take a dump. Taking a shit.

I'll be right back. I have to make a dook deposit.

I was in the bathroom for a while. I had to make a dook deposit.

by johnnydook19 June 10, 2011

dook n' spew

VERB- The morning bathroom trip after a long night of drinking where you will have to grab the garbage can to puke into whilst explosive crapping your taco bell.

TL;DR-puking and shitting at the same time.

Hey Man, How you feeling.

I'm not feeling so well.

You alright?

No, I just had a nasty dook n' spew all over my bathroom.

by MASTER SPEW-DOOKER October 23, 2011

Dooker shoot

First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.

"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.

by AuntieT November 21, 2011

Dookie Chunker

An insane person. Someone who is so mentally unstable you wouldn't be surprised if they shit in their hand and threw it at you.

Did you see that homeless guy arguing with himself? What a dookie chunker.

by Lois B January 22, 2012

Doody Fingers

Fingers that graze shit when one wipes his or her ass.

Wipe, wipe, graze, graze.....doody fingers.

by 3dPulp November 4, 2012

dockyard spanner

A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.

"Pass me that dockyard spanner, would you, old fruit? I need to jolly well tap this nail in."

by Shackleford Hurtmore February 12, 2013

dookie strang

Your guts, intestines or colon

My dookie strang is loose

by !bignig December 16, 2013