december 11

“hey man it’s december 11, how you celebrating anti-fathers day?”
“just pissed all over his grave”
“ah shit man i didn’t realise he was dead sorry about that”
“he is now”

by catsaretwats May 25, 2019

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December 14

Fuck your freind
You finna get that pussy/dick

Oh bro it's December 14 time to fuck your freind

by Koala tsu October 16, 2019

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Dickless December

Girls can't have dick the whole December. Sorry boys and girls😂😂

Boy : Want some dick?
Girl : I can't! It's Dickless December.

by ilikecatsand2k20 November 10, 2019

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It’s December 25, you know what that means, wake up real early to catch Santa. While he sees you he walks over and whips out his big fat cock. he says “The only snow your getting, is the snow cumming out my dick” he leaves, you proceed to wipe his cumm off your face, but you don’t wanna waste it, it tastes too good. Now you gotta wait til next year to deal that tingling sensation, then you realize that Christmas is your favorite holiday because it’s the only time of year Santa’s away from Mrs. Clause, and his big fat cock can go in your mouth.

I cant wait for December 25, i wanna see his penis!!

by heehee42069 October 19, 2019

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