The Dirty Clown

a synonym for McDonald's Restaurants.
Named in honor of their famous mascot, Ronald McDonald, who in fact is, a dirty clown.

We all wanted to go to KOD for the 2 fer 1 but Mental insisted that we hit up The Dirty Clown for the Filet O Fish deal, so we went there instead and drove some food into us.

by John H. Ringo January 2, 2009

clowne

A large village in Chesterfield. Derbyshire. Clowne is homage to the nationally renowned and praised Heritage School where all students strive to smoke the biggest joint. Upon entering the centre of Clowne, you will be greeted with a good old fashioned upper class Tesco, a Wilkinsons and finally an Aldi. Going past Aldi will take you to what used to be the local skate park for local youths to pal about on and generally just have a fun time. Just up from the skate park is "Kebab shop lane" which as the name suggests, is filled with kebab shops and a little corner shops that runs paper rounds. If you are caught on this road without a standard issue kebab, you will be breaking the local authority's laws. Also in the centre there are 2 pubs to be found, The Nag's Head and The Anchor. The Nag's Head is a timeless classic for comedy LADS and drinkers alike whilst The Anchor maintains a more rather civilized approach to drinking. If you are caught in this area after the time of 11pm, you will likely be offered a fight with the winner's reward being a chicken chow mein from Ma's kitchen just across the road.

Oi nah I've heard people from Clowne are well ard
Wanna pop up to Clowne on the weekend and have a kick about?

by definitionjar August 25, 2016

Dirty Rodeo Clown

When you suspect your partner is playing a Dirty Rodeo on you while engaging in sexual intercourse and you reply with "Me too."

I pulled a Dirty Rodeo Clown on Matt when he tried to get me with the Dirty Rodeo.

by Rikel October 3, 2008

punching the clown

Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.

My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.

by Max O June 19, 2006

Clown's Hat On Backwards

Where a guy holds a girl in the reverse pile driver position and while the guy is standing up holding the girl he takes a shit on the ground at the same time the girl has her period all over his face. Once the guy is done taking his shit he drops her face into the shit.

"Hey Sean I heard you did a Clown's Hat On Backwards with your girlfriend last night"
"Yeah dude it was legit I cant wait to do it again!"
"Can i come and watch?"
"Sure man bring your whore with you too and I can teach you how to do it."

by Sick Man 04 January 23, 2010

Clown Cunt

Any woman who wears too much makeup. She is also a life stealing controlling evil succubus that removes the testicles of men. She makes men to women things like wear make up take them shopping all man things are removed from them like strip clubs, guys night out.

Man I can't believe Eric is dating that clown cunt.

by MateranKelsPapi June 12, 2010

clown boner

When a man wakes up with a raging morning wood, while wearing colorful, tacky boxers or underpants

Dude 1: "WhoooWeeeee I'm pitchin' a tent over here"

Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"

by narbles February 25, 2011