Canadadian

Someone who lives in Canada and is Canadian.

Cody: Where you from and what's your nationality?
Mike: I'm fucking Canadadian bitch!

by RUBIX420 January 2, 2010

Canada's History

The most deplorable sexual act ever imagined involving a Moose's head, a bottle of syrup, and The Stanley Cup, as outlined by Stephen Colbert.

"Dude your mom just got a big lesson on Canada's History"

by Darkanis February 5, 2010

Canada Dry

A broad term for casual buttplay of a peculiar and suspect nature by individuals called Marcus.

*Man in tweed walks up stairs: " I need some Canada Dry}". Woof, Woof.

by PerthBabe May 16, 2015

Canada

A country that doesn't really exist.

Person 1: Have you ever been to Canada? Person 2: Hell no, it doesn't exist!

by King of Seattle February 27, 2019

Canada's History

As defined by Stephen Colbert:

a) pure jaw-dropping badassery
b) an undefined illicit sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man 1: Did you have a good time at that party last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah! We got our Canada's History on last night!

by snapcrakklepop February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act involving a man or a woman being completely naked and covered in Maple Syrup ( Must be authentic ) and wearing a helmet with dildo's for moose antlers and charging around in a room with several blindfolded naked people and trying to successfully ..... well use your imagination.

Hey you guys going to the Canada's History party over at Jasper and Wilmas house tonight? Were gonna watch the hockey game after the festivities.

by Techno Beaver February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act of inserting a maple-syrup-filled Stanley Cup into a woman's anus while the man wears moose antlers on his crotch which he uses to pleasure the womans vagina. All while singing Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie's "The War of 1812"

I've done Canada's History so much, I get an erection whenever I hear "The War of 1812."

by ZimMan2 February 5, 2010