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Pulled a Cooter 

When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid
I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive
Pulled a Cooter by lil long dong September 25, 2022

Angus and Coote 

Australian rhyming slang for root.

Often shortened to Angus.
“Old baz was on the piss last night and ending up getting an Angus and coote.”

“I’m headed out on the town, see if I can’t pull an Angus.”
Angus and Coote by Tiwimose January 12, 2023

Cuzz's Cooter Juice 

A 100 % Synthetic Deer Attractant and Proprietary blend that contains no urine and is Soley owned by Dan DeWitt and is a Trademarked product belonging to Old Indian Tricks, LLC.
Cuzz's Cooter Juice is a highly effective deer attractant when used during the Rut.

Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.
Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

hotter than satans cooter 

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here

Boot cut cooter

A boot cut cooter is when she’s ran thru and she isn’t tight only wider . Just like boot cut
Rebecca says: Drinking ain’t cute.

Johnny says: neither is that boot cut cooter you got honey stfu