can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

canned-berry sauce

jellied cranberry sauce (non-homemade) that comes in a can, typically served at thanksgiving

Will you please pass the canned-berry sauce?

by kat rae johnson December 21, 2007

your mom in a can

apparently it's some sort of insult... i don't really know how but I guess it could be.

PERSON ONE: HAHA! THAT DRESS LOOKS SO UGLY ON YOUR MOM!
PERSON TWO: OH YOU KNOW WHAT! YOUR MOM IN A CAN ROASTED
PERSON ONE: *GASP*
PERSON TWO: GEYYYY!!!

PERSON ONE: *DIES*

by campgirl is real June 11, 2018

Can of Used Fuck

A phrase expressing how one feels due to illness, lack of sleep or excessive partying or substance use.

God, I'm never drinking that much Jager again. I feel like a can of used fuck.

by aszteroidt February 18, 2011

alaskin trash can

taking a salt+ice bath, lighting yourself on fire and then having vicious intercourse.

Man: Me and Sally were having trouble in the bedroom, but since we tried the 'alaskin trash can', we feel young again!

by drinkbleachfaggot\ August 13, 2017

"there can only be one"

Reference to the Highlander movie and telvision series, where a race of Immortals try to behead each other in single combat for a mystical "prize". Used as a battlecry.

red_mc to red_mc1: I was playing as a red master chief first, "there can only be one" .

by chelydra July 31, 2007

black man on the can

Basically, a joking taunt yelled when white students realize the black guy in their dormatory is inhabiting a bathroom stall.

(walks into the bathroom) Black man on the can!

by Young Love April 27, 2006